Top 10 Reasons Why Should Never Attend a Greek IV Small Group
10. You don't like Laura Johnson's desserts and can't stand being in the same room as them.
9. You are a social recluse and don't want to meet people from other other Greek chapters.
8. You don't think Elliott is at all funny.
7. You hate spending time with people from your own Greek chapter- they are so boring!
6. You are a Very Important Person and you have better people to spend time with than, you know, God.
5. You already know everything there is to know about God and the Bible.
4. Your life is perfect, you have no struggles and you don't need anyone to pray for you.
3. You don't like talking to other people about things that are deep and lasting.
2. You think this world is fine the way it is; it doesn't seem at all broken or messed up, so there is no need to talk about how we can help make it better.
1. 3932 Spruce and Phi Psi are way too far to walk. Why couldn't they pick a more central location to have these small groups?
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